Aggie Accident

There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck.

''How did you get that?'' they all asked.

''I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I shot a buck.'' Then the longhorn brought back an elephant.

''How did you get that?" they all asked.

''I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I shot an elephant.'' Then the Red Raider came back all beat up.

"What happened?" they all asked.

"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I got hit by a train."